Michael Jerling
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Kitchen Two Step
c1978 by Michael JerlingFrom the album Early Jerling
Brush the dandruff from your shoulders Put the orchid in the fridge It's time for dancing lessons With your Mama and your Sis Push the chairs back Make little brother leave the room You can fake it on the fast ones Hide out in the hall But if you want to hold her close And you don't know how to waltz You learn the one-two, one-two Kitchen two step Now you practiced in your room In front of the mirror with a broom In the kitchen you stepped On your sister's feet But it's almost time to leave If you're lucky possibly You'll get hit by a truck When you cross the street Now your knees are kind of shaky So use those clammy hands Loosen up your father's tie And take it like a man It's a slow one Would you like to dance? Lovely decorations Paris After Dark You're lost in her perfume And the beating of your hearts Doin' the one-two, one-two Kitchen two step Now they call a ladies choice It's into the bathroom with the boys And some of you are lightin' up a smoke Hey man, what's that noise? It's Mr. Thompson boys You men better get back out in the gym So you're sitting in the corner Resting your right hip You've got your arms around her shoulders You kiss her on the lips That beats the one-two, one-two Kitchen two step Kids are so sophisticated Today that's what I hear But you watch Ôem while they Ôre dancing And one thing becomes quite clear Throughthe cool hard looks I detect A little one-two, one-two Kitchen two step Arthur Murray's got nothin' on this cat
